DEAD BODY GUY
I've always dreamed of being in a movie or on TV. I grew up like most people in their 40's watching everything from Dragnet to Twilight Zone and dreaming "I can do that if just given the chance". I still watch every bit of the credits of a show or movie to see all of the people it takes to make it. Key grips, best boys and personal assistants are all included. I close my eyes and see DEAD BODY ...... played by ...... ME!
The Hillbilly housewife shows you how to feed a family of 6 on $45 for the week.
Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting Ouch the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again!
Many euphemisms on the subject of death:
Pushin' Up Parsley
Put in the Crisper
Fettucine Al Dead-o
Has Reservations at the Chateau Eternity
Sleeping with the Quiches
Filleting the Soul
Face-Planting the Meringue
Basting the Formaldehyde Turkey
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